1. At Wal-Mart in Florida. A woman who works here laughed at me because of my limp. Thank you, I’ve had it since birth, well.„ since I could walk.

    3 months ago  /  2 notes

  2. Andrew: Hello?

    BBC: Yes, we need you to reprise your roll as Moriarty for a few minutes in Season 3

    Andrew: Okay what do you need?

    BBC: We need you to pose as a corpse for the opening scene.

    Andrew: Is that all?

    BBC: No. We also need you to kiss Benedict Cumberbatch.

    Andrew:

    BBC:

    Andrew:

    BBC:

    Andrew:

    BBC:

    Andrew: Where do I sign?

    3 months ago  /  21,475 notes  /  Source: 221bentley

  3. boatany:

    my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

    (via thundercrumbs)

    3 months ago  /  297,432 notes  /  Source: boatany

  4. allthebeautifulthings9828:

hellllosweetie:

i don’t even ship it but john’s face made me laugh so hard


I don’t even watch this damn show and I ship it.

    allthebeautifulthings9828:

    hellllosweetie:

    i don’t even ship it but john’s face made me laugh so hard

    I don’t even watch this damn show and I ship it.

    3 months ago  /  887 notes  /  Source: hellllosweetie

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  6. shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

    shmoke-what:

    Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

    (via danceliketheresyaoiinurpants)

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  8. zpaze:

cirquedusogay:

what a weird looking hand

it’s not nice to make fun of handicat people

    zpaze:

    cirquedusogay:

    what a weird looking hand

    it’s not nice to make fun of handicat people

    (via danceliketheresyaoiinurpants)

    3 months ago  /  110,228 notes  /  Source: petapeta

  9. transhumanisticpanspermia:

thestonedsociety:

First guy to buy legal, non-medical marijuana in Colorado today

i don’t know what face i expected someone to make when they realize their photo will be immortalized for centuries as the first person to buy legal pot in an america approaching a post-war on drugs period of history, but this is exactly that face

    transhumanisticpanspermia:

    thestonedsociety:

    First guy to buy legal, non-medical marijuana in Colorado today

    i don’t know what face i expected someone to make when they realize their photo will be immortalized for centuries as the first person to buy legal pot in an america approaching a post-war on drugs period of history, but this is exactly that face

    (via danceliketheresyaoiinurpants)

    3 months ago  /  106,060 notes  /  Source: thestonedsociety

  10. 
 #i don’t watch teen wolf #but i would pay good money to watch the big one plow the little one

     #i don’t watch teen wolf #but i would pay good money to watch the big one plow the little one

    (via freedom--is--a--length--of--rope)

    3 months ago  /  30,763 notes